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October's winner! After roughhousing with his dad and brother, Isaac shared with us, “My heart is blinking!” –Isaac, 4, of Temecula Ornella received her first birthday invitation from a friend at school. She opened the envelope and exclaimed, “Mommy, look! Princesses! This is cuteiful!” –Ornella, 3, Colton While getting ready for school, my daughter asked, “Mommy why do people always say that I look like my mom?” I replied proudly, “Probably because you have my features: my eyebrows, my nose, my lips …” She interrupted, “You mean chapped?” –Victoriya, 5, Upland After hearing my surprised reaction to a news story on TV, my 3-year-old son turned to me and asked, “What, Mom?” Pointing to the group of people on the TV, I told him, “Those people together lost 3,000 pounds!” My son, feeling the injustice of having something lost, bravely declared, “Ugh! I can go find it for them, Mom!” –Luca, 3, Riverside On a recent trip to the mall with my mother and two daughters, my little girl, Diana, got lost. When we found her, my daughter was looking at herself in the mirror, saying, “No, I’m the real one! No, I am! No, I am!” –Diana, 7, Riverside As my husband was watching the Olympic track and field events, he was cheering on one runner in particular who was amazing. As he was getting into the event, he yelled to the TV, “Go, brother, go!” Our daughter Skylar stopped playing nearby, looked at him and said, “Daddy, I thought Uncle Rick was your brother.” –Skylar, 5, Beaumont While driving home with my twin daughters, I was listening to their conversation in the backseat when my daughter Rylan asked her sister if she remembered the day we went to Jack in the Box and then to Target. When Skylar acknowledged she did, Rylan replied, “Yep, those were good times!” –Rylan, 7, Beaumont One day after I picked up my daughter from kindergarten, she said she was starving. I took her home and fed her chicken nuggets. She started eating very fast, and suddenly she stopped and said, “Mommy, I know I’m only 5 years old, but I’m ready for sex.” She insisted, “Yes, Mom, I need sex. Trust me, I can handle it.” I was speechless. She finally explained, “Look … one, two, three, four, five pieces are not enough. I need six!” –Esmeralda, now 11, Wildomar |
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