This month's winner:

One night, my 3-year-old asked me if she could sleep in my bed. I told her no. She said, “That’s not fair! Why does Daddy get to sleep in your bed?” – Treasure, 2, of Corona

After roughhousing with his dad and brother, Isaac shared with us, “My heart is blinking!” – Isaac, 4, of Temecula

When my son was 9 years old, we were sitting on my bed, and I thought I would have a little talk with him about chivalry. I told him that when he gets older, he would date and get married. I also told him that when he goes on a date, he should open all of the doors for his companion. He was quiet for a moment and then responded with, “The doors to her dreams ...” I started to cry. – Brenden, 10, of Corona

Annelise’s 6-year-old brother was encouraging her to pick up her toys. When I heard her heading upstairs, I asked, “Where are you going, Annelise?” She replied, “I am going to take care of some of my business.” – Annelise, 3, of Moreno Valley

ALSO FROM ANNELISE:

When Annelise came up close to give me a hug, she looked at my breasts and playfully said, “I want a drink of milk!” I told her I did not have any milk. She replied, “Yes, you do. Give me a drink of milk from your ribs.” – Annelise, 3, of Moreno Valley

During a family dinner, we were discussing how Earth is the only planet with a life form. My niece quickly corrected us by saying, “No, Pluto has life; it’s a dwarf plant where dwarfs live.” – Ally, 8, of Riverside

My father, who has a head full of grey hair, was eating Golden Vanilla Oreos. My son saw him and said, “Grandpa, if you want your hair black, you have to eat the black ones.” – Diego, 3 1/2, of Riverside

The morning after the recent earthquake hit, my son and I were riding in the car, and I asked him if he’d felt the earthquake at his school the day before. He asked, “What is an earthquake?” I explained that the floor at school might have been shaking or moving around. He replied, “No, Mommy, my floor at school didn’t go nowhere. It stayed right where it was.” – Sean, 4, of Menifee

After a week of camping, Sebastian was asked by a fireman visiting his preschool, “What do you do when there’s a fire?” He immediately answered, “You roast marshmallows!” – Sebastian, 3, of Upland

At the doctor’s office with William, the nurse told us, “You’ll see the doctor shortly.” William then turned around and asked me, “Mom, how short is Doctor Shorty?” – William, 5, of Upland

I was hanging up some of Cheyenne’s clothes when she noticed that a hanger had broken. The top part of the hanger that hangs on the closet rod had broken off.  She turned to me, handed me the broken hanger and said, “Mom we need a new hooker.” – Cheyenne, 5, of Temecula